Extravagant, but extreme in practicality
Hands free umbrella
working mans whiskers
A bump to that brim is a sign you ain’t gonna fit
Warns when you when you’re watching your implement and tree limbs you didn’t see want to drag you off your tractor or at least whip your ears
For Folks who need to protect their selves (we own our selves) from the Outside.
Where it rains.
And it’s sunny.
And it’s hot.
And it’s cold.
Where cattle will step on you when you bend over to pick up the knife your grandpa gave you before he died.
Where people get hurt. Bad. But also where everything grows. people grow best out there too
You can’t kiss that girl when you’re both wearing hats.
With kissing, both have gotta give in.
Taking your hat off for girls = interest in partnership, doing something together. Or at least goodwill
Every Picked up baby reaches and grabs for your hat
That’s how you know cowboy hats are good.
They stop grabbin at them when they get their own
Biggest enemy is the truck headrest
7 1/2 long oval for me